69 INCHES AND RISING - Rebecca Steinbeck This is without a doubt the worst book I have ever read.
The author's command of spelling and grammar is appalling, the plot stumbles along with alternate chapters devoted to hell & death and utterly vulgar 'erotica'. I'll normally quite happily read either of these genres, but not when they are written as badly as this.
I have no idea what happened in the end because I couldn't bear to waste my time finishing it.
The 1 star rating is for the use of long words, it's just a shame that they were used so ineffectively.
My advice? Don't waste your time or money on this piece of crap.